Usually when you go to a house warming party, you bring a gift and in return, you might get a couple squares of cheese shoved onto a toothpick and a glass of less-than-impressive vino.

I am celebrating my escape from my current slumlord this Valentine's Day and you are cordially invited to Ze Haus Warming Gift X-Change.

It's not called a Gift X-Change for no reason: Because of the furniture I will be losing due to my slumlord's negligence to properly care for my living establishment, I am in great need of a few comfortable living essentials (and some not so essential) so if you want to scratch my back, I am happy to scratch yours. Purchasors of items on my special House Warming Wishlist on Amazon.com this February will be handsomely rewarded in return.

FINALLY! The first model I ever spoke to two years ago to the MONTH when I first started on MFC is gracing the pages of DarkDollie.com! Come check her out in Gallery #42

“Staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women’s breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym. A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful." So I guess, really, I'm not just a camgirl, I'm fucking saving lives, people.

My new blog post about what a doucher my landlord, or rather, SLUMLORD is and the fun problems I've been experiencing courtesy of rats...